Friday, December 23, 2011

AMERICA RUNS OUT OF STARBUCKS GIFT CARDS. Yep. Talk about pour planning...

Occupy Starbucks
Image by sarabeephoto via Flickr
By Randy Economy
Listen up.  Forget about that hot new pair of Nike's that people are getting attacked in shopping centers all across the United States this Chirstmas season. 
The HOTTEST GIFT ITEM this year in America is the STARBUCKS GIFT CARD.
There are NO STARBUCKS GIFTS CARDS availble in the ENTIRE area of Southern California.   Trust me on this one. Just TRY to find a Starbucks Gift Card at Costco, Target, Walmart, 7-11, Ralph's Supermarket, RiteAid, or at Starbuck's themselves.  They do not exist.  Been to a dozen locations here in Southern California today, two days before Christmas, and NOT ONE coffee card can be found.
Whoever is in charge of the Starbucks Gift Card Program in Seattle needs to be fired.  Yep.  Time to revolt and OCCUPY STARBUCKS.  Okay, maybe not that extreme, but what the heck....
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