Image via WikipediaBREAKING NEWS:
By Randy Economy
May 27, 2010
West Sacramento, CA:
A new medical warning has been issued tonight by the California Health Department.
I am the FIRST Internet Blogger to carry this scary "BREAKING NEWS."
A new, nasty virus is hitting hard in the politically active communities of Bellflower, Los Angeles, South Gate, Long Beach, Commerce and Fresno.
Yep. Be careful, and watch your backside.
The new strain is called "Notgonorrhea Lectim" and tonight everyone is wanting to know how to fight this new nasty bug that is actually pronounced "Not Gonna re-elect 'em."
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior by uneducated voters who are putting their craniums up other lower body parts.
Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Notgonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "Votemout. "
You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this epidemic....like Virginia and New Jersey, Kentucky, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania with many more like California and Nevada and Utah seeing the writing on the wall.
If you care about the future of your local community or state or nation, remember about "VOTEMOUT."
It works EVERYTIME, stupid!