|John "The Gooze" Noguez Rodriguez Reynaldo Alonzo Martinez Jones|
As you know, Los Cerritos Community Newspaper blew the lid off the massive criminal corruption investigation deep inside the Los Angeles County Assessor’s Office nearly one year ago. Good times here at Los Cerritos Community Newspaper in 2012. My Publisher Brian Hews and Editor Jerry Bernstein have a LOT to be thankful for this week. So, first and foremost…thanks a million to each and every one of our readers….and die hard supporters!
In case you haven’t heard, LCCN is being nominated for the 2013 Pulitzer Prize for our “body of work” by several media outlets and reporters all over the country. Just to be “considered” for this amazing honor is beyond our wildest dreams. Our “tiny” Los Cerritos Community Newspaper is doing “huge work” according to outgoing Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley, and I totally concur.
More on that down the road.
Sources have told me that JAILED Los Angeles County Assessor John Noguez has been in a foul mood as he enters his SECOND month in SOLITARY CONFINMENT in a Downtown jail cell.
“Insiders” tell me that ‘The Gooze’ is beyond “cranky” in “lock up.” Noguez is a “devote vegan,” and my AMAZING sources are telling me that he is not getting a “special preference” or “special treatment” when it comes to his daily “meal selections” in County jail.
Known by his rock solid, loyal supporters as “America’s Assessor,” Noguez, whose real name is Juan Reynaldo Rodriguez is also being limited to three showers per week.
Keep you posted.
Happy Turkey Day!