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Monday, February 7. 2011
4:29 p.m.
Dallas, Texas
Okay. It is a very hard song to remember. The National Anthem for the United States of America has turned former Mickey Mouse Club member Christina Aguilera into a "National Joke" one day after her Super Bowl Blow in front of a billion people all over the globe.
Not to worry, kiddo. Your rendition of our American "song of songs" has earned you my "Political Pirate of the Week Award!" Congratulations.
The way over bleached blond Aguilera botched the national anthem yesterday, by Biblical proportions.
Instead of singing "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming," she sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming." Huh? She reminded me of the former Miss Teen South Carolina. Whatever....
In a statement announcing her singing assignment on January 24th, Aguilera said, "I have been performing the anthem since I was seven years old and I must say the Super Bowl is a dream come true."
Girl, it has turned out to be your biggest nightmare.
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